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Panic ensues after WiFi works without buffering

Mya Ramirez, Editor-in-Chief April 14, 2026

In an unprecedented and unexpected turn of events, students at Cape Coral High School now report that the wifi is fully functional, leaving many students unsure of how to handle this new and unexplored...

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New species discovered in Cape High bathrooms

New species discovered in Cape High bathrooms

Eavaeh Tiernan, Web Editor April 8, 2026

Scientists have officially declared a new species has formed in Cape Coral High’s bathroom, dubbed “Biohazard BR-67”.  This new specimen was caused by the grotesque nature of Cape High’s bathroom...

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